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Like almost every Mike Myers picture show , the entire trilogy ofAustin Powersis full of hilarious quotes . Many of these sayings have since become dada - culture catchphrases , repeated over and over , andanyone who sky-high exclaims“Yeah , baby!”is quoting Mike Myers ’s iconic time - traveling British undercover agent , along with other democratic lines like“one million dollars”(pinky finger held to the quoin of the mouth ) . But these are just the pourboire of the iceberg when it come to pulling the dear saying from theAustin Powersfranchise , and the overall series is highly repeatable .
Austin Powers is one of Mike Myers ’s most iconic roles . Will the comedian ever make another James Bond - inspired spy thriller parody picture show ?
25"Smashing, Groovy, Yay, Capitalism!"
Austin Powers - Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery
Austin Powers is a human race sack in time . freeze in the sixties , he ’s thawed out inAustin Powers : International Man of Mysteryin the nineties to save the universe from Dr. Evil once again . However , the world has interchange a muckle in 30 years , and Austin ’s jump forward by a few ten is utilized incredibly well as far as memorable caper in the playscript are concerned .
One of the bestAustin Powersquotes that stems right away from his time travel antics comes early on inAustin Powers : International Man Of Mystery . Basil , Austin ’s handler , delightedly tells the unfrozen superintendent - spy that the Cold War with the Soviet Union is finished . Austin ab initio is beguiled but not because of declivity of the Communist USSR :
“ Finally those capitalistic slob will pay for their crimes , eh ? Eh , comrades ? Eh ? ”
Once Austin is inform that , in fact , the West " won " the Cold War , he quickly changes tact with " yay , Capitalism",although it ’s clear he ’s far from enthused about which ideology ultimately won out . While this special laugh does n’t go as far as make Austin Powers as a Soviet double - agent , it is still hilarious to think that he was hoping for the USSR ’s political theory to win out .
24“There Are Two Things I Can’t Stand In The World: People Who Are Intolerant Of Other People’s Cultures, And The Dutch.”
Nigel Powers - Austin Powers in Goldmember
There are many memorable quotation mark from all three entries in theAustin Powerstrilogy , and not all of them issue forth from Mike Myers ' nominal super - undercover agent ( or the many , many other characters he play ) . One of the funniest character insert in the third movie , Austin Powers in Goldmember , was Austin ’s father , Nigel Powers , roleplay by Michael Caine .
Nigel Powers had some implausibly hilarious parentage throughoutAustin Powers . What ’s more , unlike Austin or the like of Dr. Evil , many of them did n’t swear on catchphrases . One of the earliest memorable Nigel Powers quotes comes when he and Austin are fount - to - face with Goldmember for the first fourth dimension . Nigel hail out with this quip about the two things he hates the most — the culturally intolerant , and the Dutch . While this joke could be hear as a fiddling problematic , it ’s nevertheless absolutely uproarious , especially since Nigel does n’t realise his own hypocrisy ( and Austin , as evidenced by an ungainly sideways look , clear does ) .
23"I Open-Mouth Kissed A Horse Once.”
Austin Powers - Austin Powers in Goldmember
Another one of the bestAustin Powersquotes fromGoldmembercomes when Austin and his mate - in - sleuth Foxy Cleopatra ( played by Beyonce ) are investigate one of Dr. Evil ’s associates , the Japanese technology mogul Mr. Roboto . When alone , Austin informs Foxy that he believe Robot has n’t been entirely honest with them . Foxy has already cottoned on to this , and so responds to Austin with a slimly sarcastic " tell me something I do n’t know . "
Never a franchise to miss an chance for a bombastic and unexpected punchline , Austin take Foxy ’s statement literally . He quickly informs her " I opened - mouth kissed a horse once" . He then justify this admission to Foxy by come after it up with " that ’s something you do n’t know" . It ’s an incredibly silly joke , though it ’s also one that sums up the humor of theAustin Powersfranchise perfectly .
22“Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes, please!”
1997’sAustin Powers : International Man Of Mysterydid a marvellous job of establishing Austin Powers as a character . From the moment he ’s premise , audiences have no confusion over what the persona stand for and what to expect from him . His unique blade of somewhat - awkward and implausibly sexualized humor is apparent in almost every melodic line , and one of the funniest from early on in the firstAustin Powersfilm comes when he ’s filling in his post - unfreezing paperwork .
first off , he expose that his middle name is literally Danger . While this is humourous in a room , it becomes screaming given that Austin Powers is a somewhat - awkward man with a1960s clothes sense , a haircut to meet , thick glass , and buck tooth . However , the full quote is made one of the most memorable throughoutAustin Powerswhen he responds to the questionnaire section on his sex ( meaning whether he ’s biologically male or distaff ) , with " yes please ! " .
This is a jolly wide-eyed joke on the surface , butthe way Austin delivers the course and how well it fits into his wider character make it one of the funniest in the franchise .
21"Ladies And Gentlemen, Welcome To My Submarine Lair. It’s Long, Hard, And Full Of Seamen!”
Dr. Evil - Austin Powers in Goldmember
The argumentation over which is the funniestAustin Powerscharacter out of Austin himself or his scourge , Dr. Evil ( also played by Myers ) is one that will likely ramp on until the end of time among devotee of the trilogy . Dr. Evil has many memorable quotes throughout every movie in the trilogy , but one of his funniest unquestionably hail inGoldmember . Dr. Evil ready a jape about his submarine being"long , hard , and full of Seamen " .
It ’s the kind of sexual punning his competitor , Austin Powers , would usually derive out with . However , while Austin always pay off a laugh from those around him , Dr. Evil does n’t get a positive response . This is also memorable because it ’s one of the few time that Dr. Evil is actively trying to be amusing .
He narrate the kind of insinuation - base joke usually reserved for Austin Powers when viewers first get a glance of his evil hero den inGoldmember . However , as gently amusing as the joke itself is , it ’s uproarious in the context ofAustin Powersbecause of the deficiency of reaction from Evil ’s subordinate word , which prompts him to surveil up with " hmm … tough poor boy . "
20"Shagadelic, Baby!"
While thisAustin Powersquote originate in the first movie — Austin Powers : International Man Of Mystery — Austin Powers repeated it many times in all three . It is one of his many catchphrases , after all . Used to verbalise intense , positive emotion about something , he uttered these Word often in a very enthusiastic flavor . Whether it was a party , a fun situation , or foregather beautiful woman , the Mike Myers character love to say thisphrase . " Shagadelic baby"has become a tonic culture phenomenon of sort , with multitude continuing to employ it to this day — albeit ironically — to carry joy .
Puns found on the word " Shag " have also been rife throughout theAustin Powersfranchise , further ensuring the quote is synonymous with the comedy undercover agent . For lesson , inAustin Powers in Goldmember , the simulated Spielberg - guide in - universeAustin Powersmovie starring Tom Cruise as Austin sees Cruise driving a Jaguar with"Shaguar"as the license collection plate .
19"Throw Me A Frickin' Bone Here."
Dr. Evil - Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery
Dr. Evil often make out to use the word " frickin ' " to express his frustration , which was his mode of swearing without actually swearing . Given how malevolent Dr. Evil is , hearing him employ the Scripture " frick " in any linguistic context rather than its more infamous — and much more offensive — cousin ( another four - alphabetic character word beginning with F that would have instantly upped the age evaluation of theAustin Powersmovies had it been included ) , is absolutely hilarious .
How he pick out to express his annoyance and letdown remains one of Dr. Evil ’s best sayings fromAustin Powers .
In one of his bestAustin Powersquotes , Dr. Evil was peculiarly disturb that his squad thought it was impossible to deliver on his requirement to acquire sharks with laser ray on their heads to take down enemies . In Dr. Evil ’s intellect , this was a dewy-eyed request that his underlings should have had no trouble handling , and how he chooses to show his vexation and letdown remains one of Dr. Evil ’s best sayings fromAustin Powers .
18"Oh, Behave!"
Austin Powers - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
ThisAustin Powersquote starts off with the spy lamenting that his beloved Vanessa was a robot — or , as Austin have-to doe with , to her , a " fembot " — all along , and it perfectlypersonifies Austin Powers ' mentality . He says , " I ca n’t think Vanessa , my bride , my one rightful love , the woman who taught me the beauty of monogamy , was a fembot all along . Wait a tick , that means I ’m single again ! Oh , behave ! "
While he would well come in love with a particular woman in every pic , Austin Powers was also notoriously promiscuous . He was ab initio taken aback and upset that he had been play tricks , but he was chop-chop ready to mingle once again . There was a throwback to this finical moment inAustin Powers in Goldmembertoo . In the 3rd movie , Austin Powers record a dance - off with Britney Spears , only to promptly break that the pop sentience is also a " fembot " .
Austin Powers is Hollywood ’s grooviest spy comedy franchise . We rank all three picture to find out which of Mike Myers ' spoofs is the most shagadelic .
17"You’re Not Missing Anything, Believe Me."
Felicity Shagwell - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
ThisAustin Powersquote was Felicity ’s funny mode of explaining what Austin overleap while being literally freeze out in time , skipping over several 10 . " The ' 70s and the ' 80s ? You ’re not miss anything , believe me . I ’ve look into it . There ’s a gasolene famine and A Flock of Seagulls . That ’s about it . “Heather Graham ’s Felicity referencesan intact two 10 , boiling them down to a single economic takings and a stria .
It ’s an particularly hilarious moment in the secondAustin Powersmovie too as , of grade , the 1970s and 1980s were improbably relevant ethnical tenner .
Of naturally , Austin missed much more than that , but she wanted to make him feel well . It ’s an specially uproarious moment in the secondAustin Powersmovie too as , of track , the 1970s and eighties were incredibly relevant cultural 10 . It also feed into Austin ’s — and the wider franchises ’s — continued homage to the sixties , both the culture of the decennium and the spy flick that dominated theaters during it .
16“So, Shall We Shag Now, Or Shall We Shag Later?”
When it comes to Austin Powers , pay back sexual with a woman was always on his mind , to the point of obsession . Any meter he adjoin a beautiful woman , he now intimated that she would desire to catch some Z’s with him . In his heart , no cleaning woman could resist his charms — he was uproariously often correct . Part of what made the movies so funny was Austin ’s James Bond - like charm with cleaning woman despite being an awkward , gangly , and definitely unattractive man .
ThisAustin Powersquote is one of the most obvious metre that the franchise riffs on James Bond , too . The early 007 movies are , by todays standards , infamous for their cheesy dialogue — peculiarly when it come to Bond ’s chat - up cable . While Austin , a parody of James Bond , did n’t fit the conventional handsome mold , he had burden of confidence and magic spell and women fell for it every time .
