South Park
Summary
The good Eric Cartman quotes show why he ’s consider by most viewing audience as the funniest character inSouth Park . Cartman correspond the satiric embodiment of everything wrong with the human airstream , yet audience ca n’t avail but find themselves trance by him . AlthoughSouth Parkcreators Matt Stone and Trey Parker base the characters Stan and Kyle on their own personas , they’ve admitted that Eric Cartman partially embody the darkest side of them that they would never dare expose to society .
Cartman is truly one of the most interesting theatrical role on telly , and he is so well - write that he merit some dedication . From make one of his school yob literally deplete his own parent to run to have his booster ’s feeding tube dispatch to get a PSP , the black Cartman storylines onSouth Parkprove that the unbalance fourth grader will stop at absolutely nothing to get whatever he wants — which is precisely why Cartman is so likeable . He literally has no boundaries and no moral ambit to speak of , and that ’s why the honest Cartman quotes admit some of the most memorable lines in the entirety ofSouth Park .
From warcraft parody to Kanye West ’s compulsion with a jocularity , here ’s our guide to the proficient South Park episodes of all metre .
20"I Would Never Let A Woman Kick My A**"
Season 1, Episode 5, “An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig”
occasional sexism is far from the bad of his crime , though this early example of it fromSouth Parkseason 1 still stands as one of the serious Cartman quotes . Most ofSouth Parkseason 1 ’s " An Elephant make up Love to a Pig " was a charade ofThe Island of Dr. Moreau , with the bizarre Dr. Mephesto as a stand - in for Marlon Brando ’s Dr. Moreau . However , this particular quote from Cartman does n’t draw into the episodes plot .
Early episodes ofSouth Parkalmost always commence with the male child tolerate at the omnibus stay and talking about something . In this case , it was Stan showing up with a black eye . When Stan reveals that his sister Shelley is creditworthy for the bruising , Cartman mock him . Not only does Cartman say he would n’t let a woman beat him up , he hold out on a rant saying he would say :
" Eh , you get your bi**h ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie . "
What really made this Cartman quote so memorable is that Cartman just kept reeling off more and more progressively - nasty things he would say to the woman , each exact more ridiculous than the one before . By the goal , Stan asks what Cartman is even lecture about , and he explains that he is just sound out , " You ’re just a piddling wuss , that ’s all . "
19"Anything That’s Fun Costs At Least Eight Dollars"
Season 9, Episode 12, “Trapped in the Closet”
" immobilise in the Closet " is one of the most controversialSouth Parkepisodes because it made sport of Scientology and is one of the reasons Isaac Hayes quit the show after the time of year ended . However , it also comprise one of the best Eric Cartman quotation mark , and in this ( uncommon ) case , the line is n’t so memorable because it ’s particularly sickening . In this instance , it ’s one of Cartman ’s several bizarrely specific school of thought about the way of the humankind , namely that there ’s a minimum toll - tag when it comes to fun .
According to Cartman , it ’s scientific fact that anything fun has to be at least $ 8 .
In " trap in the Closet " , Stan wanted to do something play — but free . Cartman tell Stan that was pathetic because of the law of cathartic . According to Cartman , it ’s scientific fact that anything playfulness has to be at least $ 8 . The fact that $ 8 is an fantastically specific amount makes this Cartman quote suspicious enough on its own , but his importune that his claim was scientifically backed by the natural law of physics made it all the more screaming . Also , it becomes clear that Stan should have listened . Instead , he take a free " personality test " from Scientologists , and they offer him a place for just $ 240 .
18"Hippies. They’re Everywhere. They Wanna Save The Earth, But All They Do Is Smoke Pot And Smell Bad."
Season 4, Episode 6, “Cherokee Hair Tampons”
Eric Cartman is one of the most illiberal lineament ever see on screen . There ’s almost no minority he does n’t take chagrin with . However , many of the funniest Cartman quotes inSouth Parkstem from his hate of one specific subculture — hippies . In the time of year 4 episode " Cherokee Hair Tampons , " Kyle is disturbed and might have kidney failure . Because his family ca n’t afford the medical bills , they decide to try holistic medicine at a Native American New Age shop class in township .
This gross out Cartman , who show his condescension and continued preconception by mocking the people who go to the store , calling them " hippies " and then render this quote that shows what his narrow - minded thought think of them and their preceding times . It is n’t the first time that Cartman has insulted the hippy culture , but as always , Cartman ’s own ignorance bite him in the end when Stan tricks him into donate a kidney to salvage Kyle .
17“Words Cannot Express How Much I Hate You Guys”
Season 3, Episode 14, “The Red Badge of Gayness”
It ’s unmanageable to describe his most malefic or lowest consequence inSouth Park , but there is a impregnable case for season 3 ’s " The Red Badge of Gayness " showing Cartman at his sheer speculative . However , as is to be expected , this also mean that the episode includes one of the funniest Cartman quotes — though it ’s also one that does n’t quite work out of context . When the students of South Park Elementary have their yearly American Civil War reenactment in " The Red Badge of Gayness " , most of the nipper act as a Union Army rally dance band .
Cartman sends a letter to Stan and Kyle say he will get ahead this war and will enslave them because " I detest you guys , so very much . "
However , when it comes metre to start , Cartman comes garbed as General Robert E. Lee , and he takes on the full part of a Confederate soldier . He then gets the Confederate re - enactors intoxicated on Schnapps and has them really attack Topeka . His goal is to win the state of war for the South all these years later , and Cartman sends a letter to Stan and Kyle saying he will get ahead this war and will enslave them because " I hate you guy rope , so very much . "
16"How Do I Reach These Kids?"
Season 12, Episode 5, “Eek, A P*nis!”
The respectable Cartman quotes do n’t always come when he ’s being unsavoury or intolerant . While Stan , Kyle , and Kenny are no strangers to being caught up in ever - escalating outcome due to their plans and scheme , Cartman seems to actively hurl himself into them , and often come up with alternate part to do so . Such is the case in time of year 12 ’s " Eek , A Penis " , which includes a hilariously funny Cartman catchphrase when he becomes inner - metropolis schooling instructor Mr. Cartmenez . In one of the most idiotic storylines inSouth Parkhistory , when the school removes Mr. Garrison from his job teaching , they ask Cartman to replace him .
Cartman has his classmates slip all the test notes and ace their next test , with the school functionary decide that Cartman is just that great of a teacher . He is then sent to an inner - city schooling , and employ a comb - over similar to Edward James Olmos inStand and Deliver , he adopts his Mr. Cartmenez persona to teach the finer point of cheat . What makes this Cartman quote particularly funny is that it mirror the dialogue of Olmos’Stand and Delivercharacter , which Mr Cartmenez repeats throughout the episode in an exasperated tint .
15"I Kinda Always Thought You Were My Best Friend"
Season 5, Episode 13, “Kenny Dies”
Cartman is Quaker with Kyle , Stan , and Kenny , but he also despise them in equal measure . However , the one acquaintance that Cartman seems to respect the least is Kenny . This is mostly because Kenny is from a family without any money , and Cartman like to always make play of him for his struggle . Despite that , in time of year 5 ’s " Kenny Dies " , Cartman suddenly says that Kenny has always been his best protagonist . This is , of course , a Trygve Halvden Lie , as Kenny is dying and Cartman wants to use his protagonist ’s illness to get stem electric cell enquiry legitimatise again after the political science bans it .
This inverted comma perfectly represents how Cartman really only cares about himself .
Cartman sham to be Kenny ’s closest friend and lastly convinces the House of Representatives to pass a greenback allowing stem cellular phone inquiry to bring through his friend ’s life . However , the big twist here is that Cartman does n’t use stem cellular phone inquiry to economize Kenny — who , as he often does inSouth Park , go — but somehow uses it to repeat his favorite pizza home . This quote perfectly represents how Cartman really only cares about himself .
Love him or hate him , South Park would n’t be half of what it is today without Eric Cartman , as the good Cartman episode retain to prove .
14"Maybe, We All Have To Learn To Live Together"
Season 9, Episode 11, “Ginger Kids”
Season 9 ’s " Ginger Kids " contains one of the best Cartman quotes that stands out because it ’s an incredibly reluctant inversion of his common intolerance . Cartman is full of prejudice and there might not be a minority in existence that he does n’t proclaim to hate . However , it seems that he hates people with scarlet hair almost more than anyone else , saying they suffer from " Gingervitis . " To establish a tip , Stan , Kyle , and Kenny sneak into Cartman ’s bedroom when he is sleeping and dye his hair’s-breadth red , bleach his hide a wan coloring , and add tattoos of lentigo on his face .
This quotation fall after Cartman recognize he is now a target of all the hatred words from the kids who antecedently watch over him . One thing that stands out about Cartman is that he is easily one to dish up out insults , but when they come at him , he produce a composite and becomes overly defensive . After spending the entire episode insulting others , he decides he is one of them and say if they " extirpate everyone who is n’t ginger then we ’re no best than they were for thinking less of us . "
13"Screw You Guys, I’m Going Home!"
Season 1, Episode 1, “Cartman Gets An Anal Probe”
Cartman has a tagline from the very first sequence ofSouth Park , and his catchphrase of " Screw you guys , I ’m go home " still stands strong as one of his funniest quotation . In theSouth Parkpilot episode , " Cartman Gets An Anal Probe , " alien abduct Cartman and — as the title suggests — do an anal probe on him . However , no one believe him and he in conclusion convey tired of telling his story to skeptics .
This became a catchphrase fan of the show would cite all the sentence in its early season ofSouth Park .
Cartman determine he has best thing to do than hang around with his friends , so he simply dangle in one of his most famous lines , " Screw you guys , I ’m going home . “He starts say it more and more , often change how he says it and making it one of his funniest lines . This became a catch phrase fans of the show would cite all the time in its former seasons ofSouth Park .
12"No, Kitty, This Is My Pot Pie…”
Another screaming Cartman quote came in the first ever episode ofSouth Park , and it ’s one that was often repeat during the show ’s earlier time of year . One of therunning jocularity inSouth Parkabout Cartman is his love of feeding , which often causes his friends to make sport of him . He is also very demanding of his mother and wants to ensure he has nutrient whenever he want it . This starts in season 1 ’s " Cartman Gets An Anal Probe " when Cartman is at home and gets himself some delightful spate pie . As he sit on the couch , his family CT ( who is simply name " pussycat " ) walks into the room and appear at him , letting out a abject meow .
This sets off Cartman , who assume the cat want his pot Proto-Indo European . Every time the cat meows , Cartman gets raging until he calls the kitty defective because it is his pot Proto-Indo European . It goes a long path to show his anger issues . This is also one of several Cartman quotes that ’s chiefly hilarious because of the delivery , with Cartman ’s now - iconic representative going a solitary way to making the simple phrase unforgettably comic .
11"How About We Sing Kyle’s Mom’s A Stupid B**ch In D Minor"
Season 1, Episode 9, “Mister Hanky The Christmas Poo”
South Parkcontains several unbelievably memorable melodious number , though few are as infamous as " Kyle ’s Mom ’s A Stupid B**ch " . Cartman has said a deal of forged things to people , but in theSouth Parkseason 1 episode " Mister Hanky The Christmas Poo " , he references a melodious figure ( one that was then repeated in theSouth Parkmovie).This Cartman quote and the song that follow on from it come thanks to Kyle ’s female parent protesting the Christmas looseness , force the school to remove all credit of Jesus and Santa from their celebrations .
The song ends up repeated in the playground , with Kyle ’s mom bear witness up to see Cartman in the human action , but that does n’t deter him either .
Cartman , fierce about the entire situation , lease Kyle know what he think about his mom . When Kyle pay off angry , Cartman turns it into a huge strain and saltation number . By the end , he has all the other kids dancing and acclaim with him and Mr. Garrison is even smile . The song end up repeated in the vacation spot , with Kyle ’s mamma designate up to beguile Cartman in the bit , but that does n’t deter him either . When Cartman bewilder something in his head , he does n’t let it go .
