Family Guy
Summary
Among the coloured mould of the strike cartoon sitcomFamily Guy , the Peter Griffin quotes turn out there ’s probably no more amusing character in the serial . After all , it ’s this goofy , dimwitted man from which the show ’s name is deduct . Father , married man , and often the number one wood for set up up sporadic gags , Peter has become the rife icon of the show . give his randomness and painfully naive , childish ways , he ’s course the linchpin for much of the humor , and by extension , many of the show ’s funniest quotes .
Betweenhis deficiency of self - awareness , occasional pitilessness , immense stupidity , and substantial New England accent , intimately everything Peter says is comedy gold . It ’s arduous to think that over two decades have passed sinceFamily Guyfirst broadcast . Suchlongevity is exceedingly uncommon in a television serial publication . The classic lines of one of the characters who significantly contributed to the show ’s popularity : the lovable Griffin patriarch , Peter , is a skilful reason why lover still watch the animated comedy series to this day .
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20"I Have An Idea So Smart That My Head Would Explode If I Even Began To Know What I Was Talking About."
Season 2, Episode 5 - “Love Thy Trophy”
Family Guyis predicated on a central concept : Peter Griffin ’s prank . ordinarily , that postulate a quickly view - out and hastily executed plan that can only function with a plentiful amount of cartoon system of logic , lead in some of the best Peter Griffin cite . lesson like this abound , from his plan to stop kids from lap up toads to get high by infiltrating James Woods High School to claiming his planetary house as a sovereign DoS to beating up a piece - sized chicken .
Peter ’s hair - brained schemes seem to follow an internal logic that only makes sense to him , as this quote build exculpated . The fact that his plans sometimes work is an even great shock , but as Peter admit , he has no thought where these musical theme come from and just make out that they make sense in some part of his fray brain . Of course , it also helps that he has crime syndicate and booster who can draw in him out of risk when his schemes peril to ruin him .
19"Gosh, It’s Not Like The Internet To Go Crazy About Something Small And Stupid."
Season 13, Episode 1 - “The Simpsons Guy”
Family Guyoften manages to impregnate its episodes with societal commentary , either slyly or directly . When Peter ’s one - panel risible stirs controversy on the cyberspace during their crossover withThe Simpsons , Peter maintain that“it ’s not like the net to go crazy about something belittled and stupid . ”Clearly , the comment was an collateral way of lampooning internet trolls who ’ve nitpicked element of both iconic shows . What is even funnier is that Peter thinks this is reliable and is n’t being sarcastic at all .
Moreover , it was a general statement aboutpeople using the internet to sound off about the minutia of daily lifeand their propensity to overdramatize payoff disproportionately . There have been so many people who use social medium to sample to get thing canceled , andFamily Guyhas done enough violative storyline to justify it in many display case . This is a compositor’s case of the show taking a preemptive strike at the danger of societal mass medium anger .
18"I’m Not Going To Tell You Where But I Will Give You A Hint: It Wasn’t On My Nose Or My Ear And It Was One Of My B***s."
Season 4, Episode 25 - “You May Now Kiss The…Uh…Guy Who Receives”
Peter ’s impulsivity is a earmark of the series . The constant self-indulgence of his ‘ flow - of - knowingness ’ scheme drive the plot for many episodes . In Season 4 , Episode 25 , Peter accompanies Brian ’s cousin Jasper to a piercing salon to celebrate his impending hymeneals . Getting a first - fourth dimension piercing is not something most masses decide upon spontaneously , peculiarly when it ’s a particularly sensitive circumstances of the human anatomy .
Peter ’s decision to do just that highlights his impulsiveness , as well as the series ’ propensity to mention topics conventionally unmentionable on mesh goggle box . uproariously , Peter seems to be unwilling to explain where his last piercing was , but as he is delineate where it is n’t , he finally just blurts out where the spot was on his dead body – and it is the last place that anyone would have wanted to hear about , to start with .
17"Bird Is The Word."
Season 7, Episode 2 - “I Dream of Jesus”
indulge in shenanigans and tucker out a joke to death is equality for the course onFamily Guy , which is part of its unique prayer . Perhaps one of the most consistent jest occurred whenPeter discovered the ' 60s songSurfin ’ Birdby The Trashmen , result in one of the best Peter Griffin bleed muzzle . Obsessed , Peter would often set up some unsuspecting fictitious character with a “ Have n’t you heard ? ” before he ’d spontaneously break out into the song ’s chorus line and saltation .
This seemingly happens whenever the opportunity arises , a repetition jest and singing performance , make the most pop music extension onFamily Guy . Before appearing on the grownup animated Fox clowning serial , Surfin ' Birdwas mostly a running birdsong played on theDr . Demento Show , but it also had more punk roots as none other than The Ramones cover it and made it part of their live sets . Now , thanks toFamily Guy , the song lives on for a newfangled generation of fans .
16"Shut Up, Meg."
Season 10, Episode 2 - “Seahorse Seashell Party”
The amount of vitriol andunabashed hatred Meg seems to engenderin her entire family ( and her father in special ) is equally perturbing , unwarranted , and hilarious . The Season 10 episode , “ Seahorse Seashell Party , ” reveal that the family ’s animosity towards Meg serves as a way to channel their dysfunction in a fashion that wo n’t implode the family and cause its radioactive decay . That still has n’t stopped Peter from treating Meg awfully .
Still , the funniest bit ofPeter ’s dumping on Meg is a perfectly timed , drawn - out , and supercilious , “ keep out up , Meg,”which he ’s uttered on many function . The best part of these moments is that , often , Meg is enjoin something ease or questioning action that her family members have taken that are wrong in every fashion . The fact that Peter says this unnumbered times as a elbow room of dismissing every headache his daughter has is wrong , barbarous , and often very funny in his delivery of the line .
15"There’s A Message In My Alpha-Bits. It Says ‘Oooooo.'"
Season 1, Episode 6 - “The Son Also Draws”
Family Guycreator Seth MacFarlane instal early on and emphatically that Peter ’s amentia bonk no bound , set the microscope stage for some screaming gags . A prime example of this early in the show ’s run come from its very first time of year , which have Peter and Brian sitting at the kitchen table . Peter seems flabbergast that his Alpha - Bits ® have flashed him an ominous messageof an extended " Ooooooo . " To cap this off , Brian responds with an irritable"Those are Cheerios . "
The nonchalant manner of this response suggest that the family frump order up with quite a bit of Peter ’s naivete . For those unfamiliar with kids ' cereals , Alpha - Bitsused to be a breakfast cereal grass made by Post that had ABC - regulate cereal bits . These were used to aid kids learn more about letters , and it was often fun to arrange them into words while eat breakfast in the morning . The fact that Peter is eating Cheerios , which are just circular cereal pieces , and thinks they are several letter " O " ’s earn it even funnier .
14"Let’s Go Drink Until We Can’t Feel Feelings Anymore."
Season 3, Episode 19 - “Stuck Together, Torn Apart”
A major Peter trope – which is 2nd only to his foolishness – is his erotic love of beer . It ’s no enigma that the man enjoys throwing back some alcohol . One gem of a citation that further drive this abode can be find in the show ’s third season , which featuresPeter ’s friends pulling up to his position in a police force vehicle , ready to drink the night off . The quote Griffin delivers before fall in his pals in the van has since become an iconic , meme - desirable phone line , even spawningFamily Guymemorabilia featuring it .
The line of business also express that Peter has more than one problem . Not only does he tope too much , and often to the point of passing out , but he tends to choose not to have feelings . While he has a love for Lois , he mostly ignores his kids and does n’t care what come about to them , he does n’t care about his job , and the only thing he does manage about is getting so drunk that he does n’t care about anything – and that even does n’t bother him .
13"I’ll Be Damned If I’m Gonna Be Lectured By A Pervert."
Season 3, Episode 22 - “When You Wish Upon A Weinstein”
Lois for certain is n’t unsure about forebode out her husband ’s naive , insensitive , and unripe ways . One such model come from the fan - favorite Season 3 instalment , " When You wish well Upon a Weinstein , " which hold back one of the secure Peter Griffin quotes . Lois comment that Peter is play like a child . His reply ? An absurd , yet uncharacteristically clever riposte , explaining that this would make Lois a " pedophile . "
He then cap off this silly zinger by walk out of the house and mention that he wo n’t be lectured by a pervert . It ’s a memorable moment that ’s emblematic of the show ’s more nuanced roots . These sort of ancestry take on with the meanings of the talks in a direction that critics often escape inFamily Guy . The fact that Peter ’s defence of Lois saying he is acting like a fry mean that think she is married to someone who represent like a child , is both childlike and somehow magnificent in its ridiculousness .
12"We Took A Lot From The Simpsons."
Season 14, Episode 3 - “Guy Robot”
Many have critiquedFamily Guyfor its apparent parallels to another goose animated situation comedy , The Simpsons . There are similarities between the various family appendage , the random wacky happenings and gags , and a dimwitted Father-God at the forefront of it all . In a move that ’s both amusing and hefty , Seth MacFarlane and his squad of writers recognise this question - on with a cheeky 4th bulwark bit . It features a drunken Peter collapsing on his seam and verbalise to Lois .
As those under the influence have been known to do , Peter hit her with some " real talk . “It is also a playfulness credit line since there has been such a impregnable rivalry betweenThe SimpsonsandFamily Guythat Fox even threaten the show when they started bring in play of each other too much . There was an episode where the two shows crossed over , but this was one more nuanced installment whereFamily Guy , through these Peter Griffin quotation mark , admits that they owe a lot to the long - operate animate serial .
11"I May Be An Idiot, But There’s One Thing I’m Not Sir, And That Is An Idiot.”
Season 5, Episode 3 - “Hell Comes to Quahog”
Family Guyoften expand on its sense of ironies , fatuity , and oxymoron . Being a prominent character and an unpredictable fool , Peter is naturally the vessel for many of these funny , ironical contradictions . While discuss a potential dealings with a sleazy used gondola salesman – Griffin tries to maintain his self-regard by making it readable he ’s not an idiot . Of of course , in typical Peter fashion , he perfectly give way in this by immediately negate himself in about the most laughable style possible .
What is expectant about Peter Griffin quotes like this is that he has no estimation how he sounds to other hoi polloi . Peter knows that he is an idiot , but he also defends himself in the most ludicrous way possible and shows that he rest clueless about his own stupidity when people look down on him . Peter will never beat himself up externally , but these lines show that something deep down inside knows the truth .
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