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Ray Gillette is an underrated character onArcher . An international spy , Ray ’s strong suit lies in his power to blend into the background ,   but mark everything around him . He is a stealth grifter ,   seizing every opportunity   for his own personal gain . Ray is also really funny . He bring a calm pandemonium to the grouping moral force , from the recurring gag of losing his limbs , being a bionic woman , Archer ’s bionic man - ophobia , and also Malory ’s homophobia . Like everyone else in the agency , Gillette puts up with a bunch of trauma at his occupation .

Often overshadowed by Malory and Archer ’s rampant verbal abuse , Ray ’s sense of humor is in reality very witty . He is also the only character on the show who can outfox the mother and son   withmore sound clapbacks . As a final result of   his witticism , Archer   share a begrudging respect for Ray ,   although Malory , as always , respects only those   flush than her .

“Out Of Carburetor”

asunder from stealing money from Malory , Ray uses his intelligence to find solutions out of workings , while still being pay . A hustler , find the easy fashion out of workplace is a part of the Gillette sept tradition . A later sequence reveals that Ray ’s pal is a weed grower , who refuses to get a regular line of work because it is too punishing .

instead , in ' Jeu Monegasque ' , Ray , Lana and Archer are in pursuit of hotel concierge , Benoit , who has stolen their Bearer Bonds deserving $ 4 million . Each in racecars , quest for the stealer , Ray takes his metrical foot off the gas pedal suddenly once he sees a garden rocket launcher being fired . " Y’all ! My gondola is slowing down for no reason . Just must be out of carburettor , " he shouts , leave Lana and Archer to get the money back themselves .

“Not A Bumblebee, Is It?”

Malory lose her money in a Ponzi strategy and decides to sell her undercover agent delegacy to curve - nemesis and fan , Len Trexler . Archer is unable to accept his female parent " will him for another valet " , so he breaks into her office desk to remember a psyche control condition cow chip . The design is to insert the mind ascendancy flake in Trexler ’s wit , to pull him to rescind on the arrangement . alas for Sterling , he finds more than he anticipate in his mother ’s desk .

To make matters worse , Ray razz him on the speech sound , ask : " [ It ’s ] not a bumblebee , is it ? It ’s like a air hammer ! "

“I Am Gay”

After a kidnap attack on Cheryl , the agency is on lockdown , as they attempt to protect Cheryl and her $ 500 million transmitted fortune . Ray and Archer volunteer to go save Pam from the kidnaper who mistook Pam for Cheryl . Knowing that Archer prides himself on pioneering the turtleneck during missions , Ray fag a polo-neck too , to annoy him . Archer tells Ray that two manpower wear out black turtlenecks together looks " gay " , to which Ray replies , " I am jolly . "

To further annoy Archer , he ask him why he is wearing a turtleneck if he is not gay , as he claims . " You better put that back in your purse , " Ray gloats when Archer pulls a heavy weapon on him .

“Chili Is Not Breakfast!”

One of the funniest running gags onArcheris Pam ’s hedonistic personality . A char with no self - control when it come to corporeal pleasure , Pam love to eat . She is often demonstrate in the break way eat out of a family - sized hot pot . In ' Reignition Sequence ' , Pam is once again in the break elbow room with her coworkers , eat breakfast out of her hotpot . Horror - struck , the gang find out Lana and Archer feed each other romantically . As soon as the couple leaves , Pam throws up her breakfast into her hotpot while everyone is still use up .

" What , we were all consider it ! " she defends herself .

" That , and how chili is not breakfast , " Ray retorts , disgusted !

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“Hey, Pirates”

While on a mission to rescue Archer , Ray makes the mistake of telling Lana that she is still attracted to   Archer . In a burst of rage characteristic of Lana , she swerve the gravy holder , accidentally forcing a blunt object into Ray ’s eyes . When they set down on the buccaneer island , Ray , now wearing an eye patch , reject to speak to Lana . Her ranting is further beset because Ray does not discourse with her .

" Oh ! Now , you ’re yield me the silent discourse ? What are you ? Six ? "

" No . Just professional , " Ray reply after Lana ’s outburst causes the pirates to discover them . " Hey , pirates , " he adds with his hands lifted in giving up .

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“Someday I’m Going To Write A Book About This Place”

It is no secret that Malory and Ray do not get along . Audiences ' first introduction to Ray is in ' The Honeypot ' when Malory asks Archer to seduce a gay Cuban tidings federal agent for blackmail him . Archer refuse and asks why Malory does not send Ray instead since Ray is gay . Malory ’s first reference to Ray in the show is to call him , ' Ms. Gillette ' , pointing to why Ray does not , in turn , like her . Indeed the prospect cut to a cutaway model of Ray tell Pam and Cheryl / Carol that Malory " has never like me . But someday I ’m go bad to write a Good Book about this place . Mm - hmm ! A real smackaroonie ! "

“Y’all Know Me: I’m No Gossip”

" Not once , not ever has he volunteered for a grievous mission , and now , all of a sudden , he ’s like : ' let me go ' ? On a night jump in the freezing coldness , to kill a Finnish dual agent ? Please ! So I ’m like , yeah , let Archer go ! But she ’s like , ' Ray it ’s your charge , and that ’s final ! ' But why ? Cos just between us gallon and the C130 , I think she used to [ catch some Z’s with ] - ick ! - Nikolai Jackoff , the head of the KGB . I know , right-hand ? And I consider Archer require this commission , so we could sweep into Russia , coshe thinks Jackoff might be his father . And y' all know me , I ’m no chin wag , but that is somescandalous [ tale ] right there ! "

right away after , Ray takes a lick to the jaw from an angry Archer .

“Hey y’all! Here’s My Great Big, Ol' Black Wife!”

The truth finally comes out that Ray wasfaking his handicap . They make everyone leave alone the infirmary use a wheelchair to the exit , and his coworkers just assumed he was halt . experience an chance , Ray ran with it for six month , so he could bequeath work on a regular basis to go to " physical therapy " . before long , Lana and Archer catch him stealing weaponry from work to go save his brother ’s pot farm from a corrupt sheriff who wants to take over the farm .

Lana   unpaid worker   to go as his wife , since Ray issue forth from a small Southern town where homophobia is plethoric . alternatively of gratitude , Ray shout : " What are you ? harebrained ? Hey , y' all ! Here ’s mygreat big , ol' contraband wife ! " Lana is ignorant about rural America and does not realize that racism can not make up for homophobia in Ray ’s small townspeople .

“That’s Me! Mr. Selfish!”

Unluckily for Ray , he becomes really   handicapped after Sterling crashes the starship landing them back to earth . Malory keep him on to work in technical school , since that is his expertness . Nevertheless , she   blames him for suddenly becoming useless as a field broker , despite Sterling causing the stroke . In his distinctive sarcastic wit , Ray respond , " Yeah , that ’s me . Mr. Selfish ! " A character whose humor is already well dark-skinned , Ray ’s humor becomes darker when he loses his legs . The fibre channels his depression into his   clapbacks during these instalment .

“Only I’m Not Getting Whipped”

Gillette had a very distressing puerility . He was not accepted , because he was unlike , and he was often push around by his founding father and by schoolmates . On a drive to take out an assassin in ' The Archer Sanction ' , Archer draw a blank the   commission   dossier   detail which of the mountain climber is the assassin . In classical Archer , misdirection , he blame Ray for not bring any gum , when he , on the other hand , convey plenty of muckle mounting equipment . After Lana and Archer argue , Archer reproof Ray and calls him a Wiccan . He proceeds to   leave Ray alone in the jeep .

Poor Ray   sighs and battle cry :   " Just like every car trip I ever took with mama and dada . Only I ’m not getting whipped with a fan rap . "

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