The Simpsons
Summary
Throughout the show ’s historic campaign , there have been manyThe Simpsonsquotes that have never pass off from relevancy and showcase why the situation comedy is so timeless . The Simpsonsis the longest - running scripted series in U.S. history , allow alone the longest - running revive serial publication . With 35 season and no signs of slowing down , there have been dateless inverted comma from the series that stand out as examples of why this is one of the most dear series of all time .
While there ’s debate aboutwhether the lucky epoch ofThe Simpsonshas long since fall out , those age provide so many great stock that are still screaming today - and often repeated in many meme and short cartridge holder on social medium . These quote highlight the colorful characters that make up the town of Springfield , the moment of absurd humor that hold fast with masses , and those rare lines that exceeded the popularity of the show and became a part of pop culture . Despite it being X since many of these episodes air out , they still allow for laughs and serve as adoring reminders of some of the show ’s best moments .
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15"Me Fail English? That’s Unpossible."
Ralph Wiggum - Season 6, Episode 8, “Lisa On Ice.”
Ralph Wiggum is n’t precisely the smartest characteronThe Simpsonsand it ’s often easy to feel sorry for him . However , this inverted comma from Season 6 of the show , also read how hilarious it can be . He does n’t quite understand how he has betray English even though he ca n’t make it through a full judgment of conviction without making several grammatic errors and even throwing in a parole that does n’t exist . However , the pollyannaish means Ralph deliver these kinds of lines , witha smile and vacant oculus stare at nothing , makes them even funnier .
14"I’d Rather Let A Thousand Guilty Men Go Free Than Chase After Them."
Chief Wiggum - Season 11, Episode 13, “Saddlesore Galactica”
The apple does n’t fall too far from the tree when it do to Ralph ’s beginner , Chief Wiggum . Thehead of the Springfield police section is another character not used to using his brain , but he also does n’t take his own job too earnestly . While he ’s the source of many memorableThe Simpsonsquotes , the best are the moments Wiggum showed the dedication he would go to for not strain himself on the task .
A highlight of these came in season 11 whenChief Wiggum show both his laziness and how little he understands the intention of policing . Stating that he ’d rather allow criminals go free than have to in reality chase after them , is a clear indication that his posture to policing was fairly laid back . However , he state the telephone line with a unusual mother wit of ego - pride as if he sees his laziness as a heroic act .
13"Shoplifting Is A Victimless Crime. Like Punching Someone In The Dark."
Nelson Muntz - Season 7, Episode 11, “Marge Be Not Proud”
In one of the bestChristmas instalment ofThe Simpsons , Bart cross over from troublemaker to criminal when he resolve to shoplift a video plot . Not surprisingly , it isthe school day bully Nelson who convince Bart to do such a terrible thing . Nelson does n’t think twice about breaking the law , seeing shoplifting as a " victimless law-breaking . " However , it becomes very patent that Nelson ’s definition of a victimless criminal offense is plainly a crime that he can get away with . It isa hilarious deterrent example of how short Nelson cares about other people as he does n’t even view that victims are part of the equivalence .
12Skinner Said The Teachers Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher.
Teacher - Season 6, Episode 21, “The PTA Disbands”
Principal Skinner has never been a smashing leader , but when the teachers decide to strike in season 6 , things went from tough to uncollectible . Very quickly the structure of the schoolhouse started to crumble . Of course , a ten-strike from the PTA means no school , so Bart does his effective to ensure the tempers stay high . While at a rally for the teachers , Bart start a rumor about Skinner traduce the teacher , which makes its fashion through the crowd until it reaches Mr. Krabappel , albeit with a picayune add flavor along the mode . It is hilarious that the instructor give birth the news without even hint the last bit might not make sense .
11"This Anonymous Clan Of Slack-Jawed Troglodytes Has Cost Me The Election. And Yet, If I Were To Have Them Killed, I Would Be The One To Go To Jail. That’s Democracy For You."
Mr. Burns - Season 2, Episode 4, “Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish”
Mr. Burns is oneof themost evil characters onThe Simpsonsand that is often what makes him so laughable . He is not just a brutal and heartless employer but seems to espouse his cartoon villainy in every endeavor he has throughout the series . That let in politics when he decide to be given in time of year 2 . Angered by his loss , he blames the Simpson family and laments that he could not simply down them without take in to be halt responsible for .
Many of the bestThe Simpsonsquotes come from Mr. Burns ’s disdain for Torah like health and base hit getting in the room of his net profit - though this second when he actually is irked by homicide being immoral takes the character trait to a whole new extremum . It is a shocking and ghoulish bit of benighted comedy that suggests Mr. Burns feels the criminalisation of slaying is one of the major things wrong with the land .
10Everything’s Coming Up Milhouse!
Millhouse Van Houten - Season 10, Episode 19, “Mom and Pop Art”
Milhouse is a graphic symbol that could use every small triumph he set about . He ’s the source of many quotes that are among themost memed moments inThe Simpsonstoo , with " Everything ’s coming up Milhouse"being a choice example . From the tenth season episode “ Mom and Pop Art ” , the Van Houten household becomes a aim of flooding .
Milhouse plaint make to bear capri pants , but when the floodwaters get hold of his room , he is elated to discover that while his feet are soaking cockeyed , the cuff of his pants “ are bone ironic ” , inspire the infamous phrase . Now “ Everything ’s descend up Milhouse ” has joined the dictionary as a phrase mean a ostensibly unfortunate situation ultimately working in one ’s favor . His excitement is hilarious given the fact that the water has n’t even reached his gasp yet .
9"My Eyes! The Goggles Do Nothing!"
Rainer Wolfcastle - Season 7, Episode 2
Another sequence that postulate hard - luck Milhouse ; in the season seven episode “ Radioactive Man ” , he is take to be thesidekick to Ranier Wolfcastlein the next hit superhero natural process flick . There is an expensive million - one dollar bill fit that the studio apartment only has one shot to pull off , where Milhouse is entail to carry through Wolfcastle from a wave of actual acid . However , Millhouse flee the set , leave Wolfcastle to face the acid with only a pair of safety goggles . With the heavy Austrian accent , it is a laugh - out - loud moment hearing Wolfcastle lament that the goggles are n’t even helping as he is carried off by the wave of acid .
8I Call the Big One “Bitey”.
Homer Simpsons - Season 4, Episode 12, “Marge vs. the Monorail”
Homer is a treasure a trove of many memorableSimpsonsquotes . One of his adept lines comes from the season four episode , " oleo vs. the Monorail , " a classicSimpsonsepisode written by Conan O’Brien . While Springfield squeeze the new monorail expatriation organisation , Marge seems to be the only sensible person who can immediately see the venture ’s flaws .
Homer , however , is all on board when he is hired as the monorail conductor . After a abbreviated tour of the gearing , Marge and Homer uncover a menage of possums living in the vehicle ’s inner . It is here that Homer proudly declares his soubriquet for the mother rodent , suggesting it is not the friendliest pet to have .
7"I Think Women and Seamen Don’t Mix."
Smithers - Season 4, Episode 5, “Treehouse of Horror”
The " Treehouse of Horror"Simpsonsepisodes have some of the funniest moments in the series , include this in particular spicy line that comes from the third annual Halloween episode . In the segment titled “ King Homer ” , Burns asks Smithers ’s opinion on allowing Marge to get on the ship to Ape Island to which Smithers replies“I think women and seamen do n’t desegregate ” . This is obviously in extension to the superstitious belief that female are bad chance and should n’t be allowed on ships , but knowing what fans have it off now of Smithers ’s sexual orientation , it serves as a uproarious double entendre that somehow snuck past 90s censors .
Smithers always had a peculiar direction with parole . These are his absolute best quote .
6"I Was Saying ‘Boo-urns.'"
Hans Moleman - Season 6, Episode 18, “A Star is Burns”
In the season six crossing over episode “ A Star is Burns ” Jay Sherman from the abruptly - inhabit vivify seriesThe Criticmakes the trip to Springfield to adjudicate a movie festival . When Mr. Burns released his movie , it was universally pan . Despite his villainy , Mr. Burns is shocked to get a line the crowd booing , but Smithers convince him it is really a chant of his name with two syllable , coming out as “ Boo - urns ” . The crowd quickly shoots down the theory with more vicious booing , only for Hans Moleman to confirm he was saying"Boo - urns . “Hans is one of the show ’s strangest characters and thisThe Simpsonsquote is one of his most memorable appearances .
