The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
TheFresh Princeof Bel - Airremains one of the funniest sitcoms for a reason . Will Smith ’s fictionalized rendering of himself keeps his awkward - yet - lovable swagger , and we love every second of it . Carlton , his cousin-german , is the arrant counter to Will . Super ritzy upbringing and afraid to get unsporting , both literally and metaphorically . With the rest of the Banks family each having their quirks , the show continues to be a not bad lookout man whenever you need a smile .
Not only did this show go on to boost Will Smith into stardom , but it feature quick - witted body fluid that still splits our side . So check out these 10 Quotes From Fresh Prince That Are Still Hilarious Today
Updated on November 2nd , 2020 by Patrick Mocella : The Fresh Prince Of Bel - Air has so many awe-inspiring characters with quotable lines that we have more to showcase . With a spectacular rather than comedic reboot on the way with Will Smith himself returning as Executive Producer , we figured it was time to revisit this lean and add some more classical crinkle . While the show is recall for its serious , heartfelt consequence as well as its hilarious ones , lease ’s concentrate on the ones that bring the haha . From Uncle Phil ’s threats to Geoffrey ’s subtle joint , check out the five Modern quotation mark below .
Uncle Phil: “We eat here later. You eat here never. Jazz: “Looks like you eat here often.”
The interaction between Uncle Phil and Will ’s best friend Jazz were some of the funniest moments on the show . Although Will has to somewhat play ball with Phil due to being family , Jazz is tie up to no such restriction .
right on in one of their early meetings , Jazz catch a slight too comfortable at the Banks residence and asks when dinner party is . After Phil get it cognize what he thinks of malarky ’s attitude , Jazz attain him with the obligatory blubber trick . This propel the iconic " Jazz getting kvetch out of the house " scene .
Geoffrey: “Quite right sir. You threw him on the lawn, he ROLLED into the street.”
One would n’t have a bun in the oven the Samuel Butler of all people to be the show - thief , but every time histrion Joseph Marcell come into a scene as Geoffrey he command the room , often with a dry wittiness and sass like no other .
After Will withstand Uncle Phil one too many times , Phil settle it ’s finally time to plain his gratis - loading nephew out of the house . Ashley is not well-chosen about this and asks why her Church Father throw him on the street . Phil prove to get technical about it , but Geoffrey is there to be helpful as always .
Geoffrey: “Correct, but you overlooked one fact. I have no life.”
Despite all his sass and improbably smooth insults against the Banks menage , Geoffrey is a truehearted and dedicated worker for the mob . So much so that it come out that he has picayune societal life to verbalise of .
When Hilary believes she has the firm to herself and her boyfriend on a nice evening , Geoffrey break the couple . When her boyfriend enquire why he ’s here on his day off , Geoffrey responds with that gem of a line . The sipping of the succus box after delivering the quote is the cherry on top .
Uncle Phil: “You find Geoffrey and you bring him back or they’ll never find your bodies. I’m a judge, I can make it happen.”
Due to James Avery playing Shredder on theold - schoolTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtlescartoon , Avery was one to deform his supervillain might on the show from time to fourth dimension . This time though , he was quite justified in his threat .
After Will and Carlton decide to prank Geoffrey into thinking he ’s won millions of dollars in the drawing , Uncle Phil name what his Logos and nephew have done . After fob them into thinking it was nothing by express mirth with them , he break down into threat style as he puts the fear of God in them .
Geoffrey: “Ou ou ou, can I get it for you?”
While the family loved Geoffrey as if he were one of the phratry , that does n’t mean they ever let him bury that he is still their butler .
When a time for celebration comes in the Banks menage , Uncle Phil calls for bubbly which everyone is excited for , even Geoffrey . That is until he understand that it ’s up to him to get it . Without missing a round , however , he feigns fervor over being the one to serve the family . Never change Geoffrey , please never change .
Girl: “Excuse me, what’s a nine-letter word for Terrific?” Will: “That’s easy: Will Smith.”
Do n’t be surprised that many of these line are said by Will Smith himself . After all , he slip the show for a reason . And one of the most memorable things you ’ll witness in this show is Will ’s courageous and awed pick-me-up lines . The bravado posture combined with the cheesy lines is what sells it , as many girlfriend roll their eye at the young Will .
While Will is n’t always the ladies ' man inFresh Prince , that does n’t give up him from always throwing compliments their way . If only the compliments were more dear , but that ’s the amusing nature of Will .
Uncle Phil: “This fat-free cake isn’t bad, Geoffrey.” Geoffrey: “Sir, that’s a sponge.”
While completely unaware of the parasite in his sassing , Will ’s uncle Phil bite into it . And as a form gesture , he compliments his Samuel Butler ’s cookery . Too bad it ’s just a quick study .
The deadpan obstetrical delivery makes this ten time curious than it should be . There ’s something relatable about quilt eat up to the degree of not even know what you ’re really eating . Just nibbling away at some intellectual nourishment and then you empty the napkin did n’t taste too bad . Beyond Geoffrey ’s snark and the potential fat joke , this hits more towards relatable comfort eat than fat - shaming .
“Vivian: That man is on thin ice!“Geoffrey: “I’ll alert the fish.”
Geoffrey may be the family butler , but that does n’t mean he does n’t have a vocalism . With his ironic snark , he ’s the sleeper hit of the show . As Will ’s cousins try for relationship after relationship , you ’ll be hard - pressed to not listen Geoffrey chime in . And while the show definitely talks about deep outcome , sometimes the comic relief after is well - pull in .
When auntie Vivian is mad at uncle Phil for a reason Geoffrey does not care to get laid , he simply rolls with the pun . Even though he surely care for the Banks mob , he does not care for their frivolity .
Carlton:“I thought Ashley was in bed.“Will:“Yeah, and you also thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.”
Poor Carlton . He candidly has his home ’s well interests in mind , but he does n’t always infer them . When Will move into the Banks home , he find a want of polish . And of all citizenry , Carlton cognize the least about daddy finish .
suppose the best of those around him , Carlton assumes nothing unfit of his siblings . But when something goes awry in life , and it always does , Carlton is there scratching his head trying to understand it . Will , on the other hand , points out the obvious . Carlton imagine one of the world ’s most famed rappers was a holiday !
Carlton: “Dad, don’t do anything stupid! You haven’t updated your will yet.”
Although Carlton is often the brunt of the jokes in his family , that does n’t stand for he ’s never funny . With his wit often being in the realm of cheesy ' dad humor ' , he is more potential to get a suspiration than a laugh . Sure , he rarely knows when to clock that stark joke . But when one of his joke terra firma , it ’s a welcome surprise .
A great nudge towards the families riches , Carlton tells his daddy to not do anything stupid when he study of Will ’s newest shenanigans - at least not until his father ’s will is updated . Ca n’t have Phil Banks pass and leave nothing to Carlton .
